my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not